BAD TIMES…
HI guys, emmm, things have been a bit difficult for me as of late, trying to get my head round the fact that BB is coming to an end. I know I spend the majority of my time slagging them rotten but *sniff* I love those guys man *sniff*. I mean, I do not give a shit about the X Factor of Strictly in The Jungle, I just do not care…
And, to top it all off this years BB is coming to an end, bad times indeed. I am actually starting to think about dare I mention it missing Lisa or maybe even David, I know I know hypocrite but this is the kind of mixed up opinions and emotions that BB brings out from deep within us. And, I for one am going to miss my nightly tumultuous emotional jamboree (hehe jamboree)
I like BB no I love it and I am going to miss it! There I said it, well lets see if channel 4 come up with any more concepts that I can opine on and dissect on my blog…
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Beastly Bea is Ran Outta Town…
Hello every-bloody, Hows everything going? Good? Not so good? Great.
So, why did everybody evict Bea on Friday? EH? Why did thou not oustest thou foulest creature that is David? Does one not getest the jist of BB you want to keep the trouble makers and the idiots in…that’s what makes good television! Fair enough we have still got Marcus who has his fleeting moments of slight humour and I will admit has made me laugh a few times. Sophie is okay, Siavash is still recovering from having his manly-hood being squashed never to be the same again, Rodrigo and Charlie meh…David *shudders*. OH! Just before I forget why does Lisa think she is the bloody best rock ballad singer bar Axyl Rose? Every time I see her she is sitting murdering some once good song in between drags on her rolly not making for pleasant listening let me tell you that for nothing. AY! I will tell you that for free my friend, put your money away!
Sorry deviated there for a moment, lapsed into some northern stand up. So, yea, Bea Beastly Bea is gone and I knew it would happen but I was still upset when Davina said her name. Now do not get me wrong I was no fan of Bea, but she did make for classic BB viewing, sure she, faked cried, manipulated, bitched and emotionally damaged a few housemates. After all is that not what we want from our housemates someone to criticise from the comfort of our sofas? Just before I go here is a typical conversation with Lisa:
(Speaking to Halfwit, before he left):
“Don’t you start me Halfwit, you stupid little man, I will tear you to F***ing shreds mate…”
(Then over to the smoking shelter speaking to say David)
“You know I am not an aggressive person…I’m not, I’m a real softie at heart me…”
Meanwhile, the rest of the housemates cower in fear away from her or follow her about warming the loo seat for her or whatever her particular demand that hour is. I mean…COME ON!
Axl Rose
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Recap…
Hello! IM BAAAACK after a rather unfortunate but necessary period of leave, other things had to be done, but, now I am back. Although I do have a confession to make I have not watched that much BB because I had loads of work to do and I actually did it, surprise… Anyway here is a quick recap of what I can remember off the top of my head this dull and demoralising Wedneday afternoon:
- Bea is being beastly
- Rodrigo was freaking out with Charlie, then they made up
- Then Marcus freaked because he didn’t like his PR shot
- Bea was being beastly and doing fake crying
- Freddie got evicted
- David snottered everywhere
- Charlie got drunk and was screaming
- Rodrigo took the piss out of Bea much to everyone’s delight
- Bea was beastly and started fake crying
- Sophie and Rodrigo worried everyone with their distinct lack of life skills/general knowledge/itelligence etc…
Who is my favourite to win? Emmmm, I can’t actually say maybe Rodrigo or Sophie is quite inoffensive. Funnily enough I do not want Bea to be evicted I think the house would be very boring without her beastliness.
BB 2009
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Halfwit a case study…
Well last night on BBLB they showed a clip of Halfwit having a bit of an emotional breakdown while having a sort of aftermath argument with beastly Bea. I found this highly amusing not his emotional plight in itself but just the was he delivered what he was saying. Consequently I was going to do a post on Halfwit which my have had a tone of sarcasm or mocking but as I was researching it I came across a rather interesting fact about dear Halfwit.
It turns out and I do not know if I am just slow on catching on with this or it has been common knowledge for a while, but Halfwit suffers from severe dyslexia. This was news to me, a lot of people are getting irate and saying beastly Bea is bullying Halfwit and it is discrimination because his disability gives him communicative problems. I mean a lot of people. I also read an article that Halfwit’s dad had written about his dyslexia saying that is what gave Halfwit his accentuated eccentric persona. Which lets face it he is a bit em, theatrical at times. I just thought this was all very interesting as I had no idea up until this point that he suffers from severe dyslexia. Maybe I just missed it but I never thought he came across as having communicative problems I just thought he was a bit loopy and eccentric…
I am not sure if I agree if Bea is bullying him it is not a targeted campaign of hate but she is giving him a fair old bit of emotional manipulation. One week she hates him, another she loves him, then she hates him again, then last week she was cuddling up to him in bed now she detests him again and has probably no doubt scarred him for life. I think she is playing emotional basketball with Halfwits feelings and she has tore him to shreds verbally a few times but I still think Halfwit has the capabilities to retaliate and stick up for himself when he is not in the grips of a deep depression. Oh I do not know what is going on in that house but if it wasn’t controversial at least a little bit no one would give a shit or watch it so I suppose I will just have to watch tonight and see whats happening.
Halfwit
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Marcus is a Moron…
After seeing last nights episode I am just bewildered as to what the hell Halfwit, Marcus and Siavash actually thought they were doing, I mean what a waste of time. They started out the day with some childish attempt to disobey the rules and assert their *cough* masculine powers of authority over the house and big brother. I can’t even remember what they did exactly but I know it was bloody ridiculous. Going in the diary room and lording it over big brother. Consequently they got sent to jail unfortunately BB has to rely on them to incarcerate themselves which as could be predicted was unsuccessful. Thankfully as I do not think I could of taken any more of Halfwit sunbathing when I was trying to eat my supper. *shudders* So the three bloody musketeers duly freed themselves from the confines of the BB slammer or small cage in the garden.
Then they made their way swearing and cursing gratuitously to the diary room to commence a foul mouthed tirade against BB, for why you may ask, goodness knows. They were the only ones who seemed to find the whole episode remotely amusing as the rest of the housemates got progressively more wound up and sick of their childish antics. Now I am a great fan of a carefully placed and thought out swear word, it adds a sense of occasion, but to see jumped up little Halfwit and village idiot Marcus constantly mouthing off was just infuriating.
So now the whole house is punished, they are allowed to discuss nominations and BB is trying a bit of reverse psychology of this simple bunch, possibly in the hope of starting some more pointless house feuds.
P.S. Why does Siavash always do all this nonsense fully aware of the consequences then put on this oh, I’m sorry act, I’m so sorry to have gotten you guys into trouble boo hoo. What a load of crap!
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Well well well, there is a very strange video floating about celebland that shows a certain Lady GAA supposedly flashing a bit of anatomy that we previously may have thought it impossible for her to possess. According to certain reports she has actually admitted in a previous article to having both girl and boy bits. Now I don’t want to get in to this too deeply so have a look for yourself when she gets off of the scooter at this years Glasto. (0.58)
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John Hughes RIP…
Just thought I would do a little post about John Hughes who has sadly passed away at the age of just 59. I absolutely loved his films and I think I have got if not all most of his films on DVD, there is something very comforting about the cheesy 80’s film! Who has not, when feeling a bit down in the dumps put on Pretty in Pink or The Breakfast Club to forget all your troubles and think of the world when it was a more simple and wholesome place. Yea…we all have haven’t we. To me, it is just not Christmas unless I have watched home alone at least three times I love the second one too, they are just heart warming and the scenes in which Kevin is trapping the bad guys are just laugh out loud genius. LOVE it. What about Planes, Trains and Automobiles with John Candy and Steve Martin, how good was that? There are so many memorable scenes in that film, which is the classic road trip getting home in time for thanksgiving all American movie. LOVE it.
My sister loves Ferris Bueller’s day off in which an inconceivably young Matthew Broderick plays a high school kid who is determined to have the day off and run rampage no matter what. Cue lots of straight to camera commentary and a hilarious prank call. You could not, not mention John Hughes without talking about Miracle on 34th Street…awwwwww, what a brilliant film, Christmas classic, guaranteed to give you a glow from the inside. There is also The Great Outdoors with John Candy and Dan Aykroyd playing two waring in laws on holiday in a cabin in Canada. Cue some amazing scenes involving a bear, a lamp that is really a gun and a guy that had been struck by lightening 6..6…6…6..6..6…6..66 times.
John Hughes was a cinematic genius, I definitely know what film I will be watching tonight.
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I Don’t Bloody BEA-lieve It…
What don’t you believe I hear you cry? Tell us… Well OK I will I don’t bloody believe BEA! That’s who, I can’t bea-leave that people in the big brother house even bother to pander to her needs. Note the ridiculous argument she had with David on Monday night now I think we can all agree that David is a bit ‘dolly’, (dolly dimple = simple) and is probably not who you would recognise as your classic bully. Well not according to Bea, according to Bea he is a flippin monster and a bully and he upset her very much. To use the classic teenager retort…AND? He never even done nothink!
I also do not bea-lieve the way she has messed haf wit around, cue Noirin number two although she is no where near as good as Noirin and twice as obvious. When she first entered the house she was all, boo hoo hoo I love Half-wit I could never trick him and put him up for eviction, we are like so in tune man….WHATEVER! As soon as the first week was over she dropped him like a hot cola or something or other and then proceeded to slag him off. Now, I’m no angel but I am all for a bit of continuity and being clear on one’s thoughts about one’s housemates… Monday night when Halfwit tentatively cuddled up to Bea and said;
Do you fancy me?
In such a fashion as to make my skin want to crawl off my body and go and cringe in a corner somewhere. But, here is the thing with Bea she has an extraordinary skill in being able to a) turn any conversation or situation around to be about her and b) making the other person out to be the bad guy. Here is a typical conversation that may occur with Bea;
Bea: Hello darling how are you?
Person: Yea I am OK
Bea:You sure it’s just that you have been a bit off with me recently?
Person: Have I? I don’t think I have…
Bea: Oh, there you go again…
Person: What? I just said that I didn’t think I was being off with you..
Bea: I just said a simple thing to you and now you are having a massive argument with me!
Person:Bea…I never I just disagreed with what you said…
Bea:OH MY GOD…HOW DARE YOU…I AM SO UPSET…YOU HAVE REALLY UPSET ME NOW…NO I AM I AM UPSET! YOU ARE NOTHING B UT A BULLY…I CANT BELIEVE THIS.
*END OF CONVERSATION*
I think you can see what I mean a very dangerous and shady character to have slinking around the BB house although she is up for nomination this week so way hey!
Devil Incarnate
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One of the good things about having a word press blog is you get a section in your dashboard where you can check your blog statistics, how many views you have received, what posts were most popular etc… There is also a bit where you can check what search terms people have entered into a search engine and have consequently landed at your blog. Now taking the search terms from yesterday here they are:
mj coffin
bb siavash girlfriend lauren
noirin big brother 2009
issac stout
Now compared to some other search terms these ones are pretty sedate so I thought I would honour the good people that have searched for these terms and write a bit about each topic. So here we go first of all mj coffin, now I am taking this to be Michael Jackson I deem this not to be presumptuous but demonstrably it’s…the truth. I can only imagine what someone was trying to figure out when they searched for this, em…what colour it was? Size? Where it is? I don’t know. There is a load if crazy nonsense about Mj’s coffin one that stood out was: “Does it stink inside Michael Jackson’s coffin.” I had to laugh at that one and there was the inevitable jokes and a lot about it being in a staples centre? Must of been a stationary fan. I am going to let sleeping Dogs or Mj’s lie.
Next: bb Siavash girlfriend lauren. Now, this girl is probably keeping her head down from fear of humiliation by the sheer nastiness then embarrassment of her I am assuming ex boyfriend Siavash. First a picture I feel it is imperative for us to have a picture in our head before we commence:
Laura Cognoi
Now no doubt she will be raging after his little indiscretion with BB’s Noirin although maybe she took some solace in the fact that Noirin then proceeded to jump straight back into the arms of her borderline simpleton ex, Issac Stout. I take it she will not be waiting with open arms to welcome Siavash when he comes out the house any way.
Next is Noirin, now I have given Noirin quite a lot of press on this blog about her insatiable appetite for ugly men and her underlying evil qualities…actually not underlying in full view for all to see. On Friday she was booted out the BB house after everyone got fed up with her man eating ways, and voted her out. In some ways I absolutely detested Norin and she brought out a very nasty passive aggressive side to me, but…she did make quite good television and I would like to have seen how her and Issac panned out in the house. Fast forward to her interview and although I cannot stand Davina McCall and I felt she did not really give her a chance to speak, Noirin did come across as being veeeeery bitchy, cold and shallow, verrrry, shallow. But, hey ho maybe that’s just her maybe that is her big plan in life. Do you remember when Davina was asking about Issac and Noirin said,
“Yea Issac is leaving he is not going to stay in there with those bunch of losers.”
Or something to that effect. Oh how I hoped, oh how I hoped and prayed that he would stay in the house and rub her nose in it, I honestly did…to no avail. I would of loved to have seen her humiliated just a little but, (sad I know but BB brings this side out in us) Good old Issac came out and that was the end of that, Noirin won again! God Dammit!
Last of all we move onto Issac himself I think I will leave you to make up your own minds about Issac with the help of this video.
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If you ever needed any confirmation that this blog was number one for Big Brother gossip then here it is. Chancing upon the Sun’s BB column they had a headline…Lisa: Will you Bea mine
Referring to Lisa and Bea supposedly flirting or some such attention seeking behaviour. In order to substantiate this claim they posted a picture of DOGFACE no less and Lisa walking hand in hand, I mean come on major fail! You cannot rely on the Sun to keep you informed but you can always rely on this blog, you have my word…
Bea? No it's Dogface. Fail...
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