Beastly Bea is Ran Outta Town…
Hello every-bloody, Hows everything going? Good? Not so good? Great.
So, why did everybody evict Bea on Friday? EH? Why did thou not oustest thou foulest creature that is David? Does one not getest the jist of BB you want to keep the trouble makers and the idiots in…that’s what makes good television! Fair enough we have still got Marcus who has his fleeting moments of slight humour and I will admit has made me laugh a few times. Sophie is okay, Siavash is still recovering from having his manly-hood being squashed never to be the same again, Rodrigo and Charlie meh…David *shudders*. OH! Just before I forget why does Lisa think she is the bloody best rock ballad singer bar Axyl Rose? Every time I see her she is sitting murdering some once good song in between drags on her rolly not making for pleasant listening let me tell you that for nothing. AY! I will tell you that for free my friend, put your money away!
Sorry deviated there for a moment, lapsed into some northern stand up. So, yea, Bea Beastly Bea is gone and I knew it would happen but I was still upset when Davina said her name. Now do not get me wrong I was no fan of Bea, but she did make for classic BB viewing, sure she, faked cried, manipulated, bitched and emotionally damaged a few housemates. After all is that not what we want from our housemates someone to criticise from the comfort of our sofas? Just before I go here is a typical conversation with Lisa:
(Speaking to Halfwit, before he left):
“Don’t you start me Halfwit, you stupid little man, I will tear you to F***ing shreds mate…”
(Then over to the smoking shelter speaking to say David)
“You know I am not an aggressive person…I’m not, I’m a real softie at heart me…”
Meanwhile, the rest of the housemates cower in fear away from her or follow her about warming the loo seat for her or whatever her particular demand that hour is. I mean…COME ON!
Axl Rose
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